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so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
The boy that’s working at the Peet’s Coffee and Tea in the airport keeps sneaking glances over here lol. And then when he knows that I know he’s looking, he turns red and looks someplace.